A Why-dnesday

10:00 AM - Why do I have to even wake up in the morning? Sex or no sex, life is good in bed.

10:15 AM - Why do I have to brush my teeth? Why did not the teeth come with a self-cleaning mechanism?

10: 30 AM - Why do I need breakfast when it needs 45 mins in the gym to burn it all down?

10:45 AM - Why the hell do I need to cook my own breakfast? Why can't I employ a cook?

11:00 AM - Why did I put so much salt in the Sandwich? Why God Why?

11:20 AM - Why did not the boss reply to my rebellious emails?

11:35 AM - Why do I have a pimple on my right cheek now? Oh! Why did I scratch it now? Blood.

12:00 PM - Why did not the guy call till now? No sense of time. No sense of time. 

 1:30 PM - Why am I still yawning at my desk when I have to kick those heels?

 1:37 PM - Why am I blogging about this?

 1:38 PM - Why? Lunch? Why?